It's A Meme Life



Sorry Sherlock,

I could list a plethora of excuses compounded by time and imagination; however, I don't have the mental energy. You can deduce that I became lazy and gave the excuse of limited time.


My Year in Meme:
My Job
Also My Job

My Coaching Job
My XC and Track Runners

My Free Time

Free Time After Coaching

The Remaining Free Time


*As the above does not count as writing, see secondary posts for more complete information regarding time not spent teaching, running, eating or sleeping. *

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