The Power of Pine
We all know the power of Pine-sol. It's wonderful, strong, and theoretically made of pine. Pine? Yes. Pine. As in trees. This is what I think when people say "pine." ... That said, stated, and viewed, when I saw a donut with mysterious "cream cheese & pine" filling, I became intensely curious. Anyone else? I knew I had to try one. Just once. I mean, it's a cream cheese and pine donut! Who doesn't want one of these? ... Needless to say, I ordered a donut. Admittedly, I was nervous. It could be awful or fantastic, and honestly, I was afraid it would be the former. I carefully unwrapped the donut from its protective sheet of paper. It fit nicely in my hand. I stared it down like a misbehaving student you don't know if you want to laugh at or break the book upon. It seemed harmless enough. In the seconds it took for my hand to bring the donut to my face, I had not second thoughts but seventeenth thoughts bickering...